23 5 / 2013
- 1: Shows up late to the trailer with Starbucks laced with the blood of his badly-dressed enemies.
22 5 / 2013
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
(via letswishuponastar)
22 5 / 2013
One of those things you scroll past, thinking it’s normal and then your mind goes ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ and you have to scroll back up.
i completely flipped shit at this picture
i literally scrolled past then went back and fell of my chair
(via letswishuponastar)
22 5 / 2013
22 5 / 2013
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
That escalated quickly
22 5 / 2013
…those actors touched me with the same hands they masturbate with
good
(via dimplesandguncalluses)
22 5 / 2013
i just kind of feel sorry for people that don’t multiship
why settle for one flavor when you can taste the rainbow
(via rachel-dipillo)
22 5 / 2013
“Im a person who relies very heavily on intuition and feeling out the situation, so Ive never really made a five-year plan or anything like that, if its right, it will fall into place and if not, I understand.”
(Source: s-mg, via wheresyourmoose)
